1. Cats are prickly and leak air
2. Baby gates and tethers suck and should be outlawed
3. NEVER get between a corgi and food
4. When a big dog offers a tennis ball lesson...PAY ATTENTION!
4. When a big dog offers a tennis ball lesson...PAY ATTENTION!
5. pockets always produce food
6. Don't stand under a big dog peeing unless you want a yellow stain on your head
6. Don't stand under a big dog peeing unless you want a yellow stain on your head
7. Baths suck
8. Beaches are cool...still undecided about water
8. Beaches are cool...still undecided about water
9. Strangers = Food. Small squealing strangers = food. I like strangers.
10. If I try really hard I can chew a leash in half in just under 5 minutes.
10. If I try really hard I can chew a leash in half in just under 5 minutes.
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